Transitive Property Says I'm Better Than Kasparov!

I beat Anton Korobov in 15 moves with Black once (don't ask about the rematch)
Korobov beat KASPAROV in 17 moves with White!

Maybe the transitive property doesn't apply to chess hmm...

I dont think it does, because.......
I beat a 2404 in bullet, who beat a 2750 in bullet, who beat a 3001 GM in bullet, who beat magnus at 3257.
(lol dont know if thats the exact same as his example, but yeah xD)

I've lost to stockfish 1 before, so anyone I've beaten is worse than stockfish 1

Same, I legit lost to RandomMoverBot once, lol.