I won't be on often guys, and yes I know you love me oh soo much and I will be missed dearly across all of lichess, but please understand, I am not a god with infinite time to play ultra and respond to forums. OK OK well perhaps I am pretty much a god, thank you very much, but it's still impossible. No no, please, the flowers and statues are quite unnecessary, thank you. Put the fireworks down please. I came here to give a calm speech. I never thought I'd be making hundreds of thousands of people cry, but I suppose I am loved so much that it is quite inevitable. Thank you guys for coming to this thread. I love you all, although it is impossible for me to love you more than you love me, I and so popular it is very unimaginable that way.
- Jzpan the Fast, Smart, and Insanely Hot Ultra and Bullet Pro
(and xd spammer but we dont talk about that.)
dudeeee you aren't leaving me are you? ;-;;;;;;
awh i will miss you please dont go away forever
No wait dont leave me :(
Wow, you're really overcompensating, lol. You should just get one of those jacked pick-ups and drive around. But wait, only mortals drive...
KaoruAsuna I will give you the honor of having my upvote, dear fan. Yes I know you love me more than life itself. I have heard that quite a lot this evening.
Sorry, but I've never heard of you, never read anything about you, and never seen you play.
I probably didn't miss much.
@Tenakel said in #7:
> Sorry, but I've never heard of you, never read anything about you, and never seen you play.
> I probably didn't miss much.
EXCUSE YOU!!!
Jzpan is an amazing chess player, and person. he should not be disrespected by ignorance. respectfully, if you have nothing good to say, dont say it. goodbye.
This isn't an airport. You don't have to announce your departure.
@toshabaker said in #9:
> This isn't an airport. You don't have to announce your departure.
I do have a private jet pickin me up...
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