FolMaster4000

FolMaster4000 began his chess career during the war of 1812 after playing a bullet match against the late George III in Oxford. FolMaster4000 won the game while attending his brother's Trombone recital, stepping out every so often to play a move against the daft King. FolMaster4000 later had a landmark victory agianst US President William Howard Taft, playing what Kasparov coined the "FolMachete attack", in which FolMaster promoted three pawns to queen in a miraculous seven moves. FolMaster is best known though for his work on the Magna Carta