What are some of the worst jokes you know?

I'll start.
There are three types of people in this world, people that can count and people that can't.

@qpalzm123456 said in #1:

I'll start.
There are three types of people in this world, people that can count and people that can't.

Uh... what? That’s not even funny, like, at all.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.

@qpalzm123456 said in #1:

I'll start.
There are three types of people in this world, people that can count and people that can't.
that one is so bad that i had to laugh

Second one I’ve found that I think is kinda worthy to be here:

What's big, gray and doesn't matter? An irrelephant

@qpalzm123456 said in #1:

I'll start.
There are three types of people in this world, people that can count and people that can't.
Bravo, I've understand the sense. I think you are in the type of people who can't count

I witnessed an attempted murder earlier—fortunately only one crow showed up!

How do you pick up Palestinian women?

In pieces.

@qpalzm123456 said in #1:

There are three types of people in this world, people that can count and people that can't.
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary and those who dont.

@Alientcp said in #9:

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary and those who dont.
Gives me flashbacks to APCSP